Razer Arctosa Gaming Keyboard ? Silver - Woot

Hey! Get away from there!

What the hell do you think you?re doing?!

?What?s the big deal? I just needed to send an email and you were taking a crap-?

I was BLOWING MY NOSE. And if you?re going to send an email, use a writing keyboard, not my refurbished Razer Arctosa Gaming Keyboard.

?Right, blowing your nose. For 25 minutes. Anyway I don?t see what the problem is. It?s a keyboard, isn?t it??

It?s a GAMING keyboard, you moron. It?s got fully-programmable keys for all my macro needs, Hyperresponse Technology, Anti-Ghosting for WASD use, and a 1ms Response Time. You can?t just go clacking away on it with your big, dumb, sausage fingers.

?I don?t have sausage fingers! And what?s the point of having a keyboard if you can?t use the keys??

You use they keys for committing gross acts of pwnage against idiots on the Internet. Ugh, now I?m going to have to clean the whole thing again.

?I think you?re overreacting. Did you have a tough time in the bathroom??

I was blowing my nose. And I?m not overreacting. You wouldn?t walk into Eric Clapton?s house and start noodling on the first Stratocaster you stumble across, would you?

?Sorry, are you now saying you?re the Eric Clapton of gaming? Does that mean you play a style of game that most people feel like white people shouldn?t be playing??

Will you just shut up and listen?

?Or does it mean you fell in love with some other famous gamer dude you were friends with and wrote a song or, I guess in this metaphor you would be playing a game, about his wife to steal her away??

THE POINT IS DON?T TOUCH MY KEYBOARD!

Warranty: 90 Day Razer

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

• Fully-programmable keys with macro capabilities
• Selective anti-ghosting for WASD gaming cluster
• Slim keycap structure with Hyperesponse technology
• Easy access media keys
• Gaming mode option for deactivation of the Windows key
• 10 customizable software profiles with on-the-fly switching
• 1000Hz Ultrapolling / 1ms response time
• Detachable wrist rest
• Approximate size:
  - 18.5? L x 6.5? W x 1.0?H ? without wrist rest
  - 18.5? L x 8.75? W x 1.0?H ? with wrist rest

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System Requirements

• PC with USB port
• Windows? 7 / Windows Vista? / Windows? XP
• Internet connection (for driver installation)
• At least 35MB of hard disk space

In the box:

• (1) Razer Arctosa Keyboard ? Silver

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